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"I know this is awkward, but I'm your secret santa."

Children Plead with Santa Claus

'What church do YOU go to?'

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

Five Gold Rings

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

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Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Meet Santa's entourage

'And that,and that,and that...'

The other days of the year...

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

A Christmas tree self portrait

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

The Salivation army.

Great Moment in North Pole History

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