Festive Season Fans Pillows

"I'll never understand grown ups. They make you go back to school the day after New Year, then wonder what causes post-holiday doldrums."

Alien Santa

"I love these old decorations!"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Meet Santa's entourage

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Back to the Holidays

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Ring those Christmas bells!

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Santa Claus

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

Christmas reunions!

"Dude, last night was nuts."

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

inflation at Christmas

"I know when they are sleeping, I know when they're awake..."

'Thanks for the onesie!'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"