Festive Fanatics Pillows

Reindeer looking on with fear as Santa counts down and elf if about to launch sleigh with a giant slingshot.

"There's always someone who goes over the top with their rooftop decorations."

Santa's Snowmen Bodyguards

'It's a seasonal allergy.'

Santa's office with 'In' and 'You'd better watch Out' Trays.

'Today stocks tumbled on the rumor that there is no Santa Claus.'

'Are we going to run out of decorations?'

'Honey, have you seen my suit?'

'364 and 1/2 days until Christmas!'

All new holiday season hard wear.

"Sorry kid, but making a list of who's been naughty or nice, amounts to cyber-stalking these days."

Christmas Shopping Traffic.

"Don't take your list in there! What's wrong with you?!?"

"We have huge dinners and sometimes run out of food so we need to know what stores will be open on Thanksgiving Day."

"Did you hear about the Easter Bunny and Father Christmas getting together so we could have Mother's Day and Father's Day?"

"I am glad to see you are finally putting the holiday items away."

Merry Xmas

"Did Santa change his suit?"

Carol singers

"They grow up so quickly."

"Hello, roadside assistance?"

"Do you want to go caroling?"

"I hate Amazon!"

The last judgement

"Call me crazy if you want, but I just can't stop myself getting into the Christmas spirit..."

Dear Santa, Please can you make certain that my parents are exposed to numerous advertisements for the following list of toys. . .

"They represent the candy cane guild."

"...to save us all from Satan's power..."

Back to the Holidays

Santa's face mask blows away.

Christmas

"I guess this explains why everybody has had to buy their own Christmas presents since we were kids."

'Collected Works' of Santa Clause

'I should have used the glow from your nose sooner, Rudolph, and Jennifer's toys wouldn't be at Joe's.'

Roody, will you leave that durn spot alone?