Festive Fanatic Pillows

Extra Large Christmas Tree

"What a Christmas! First the North Pole melts, then all the elves get laid off."

This Christmas, Santa decided to use an energy saving light globe.

December to January.

"Eh, Merry Xmas!"

Santa Health and Safety

The Sixth Day of Christmas

Santa emergency stop.

December 24th and the December 26th.

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

Santa twiddles his thumbs as he waits for Christmas.

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Are you trying to tell me you spent five and a half million on gifts?'

BIG Christmas tree

'Deal with it.'

"Sorry kid. This is your year whether you like it or not."

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Holiday Shopping on Thanksgiving?!!

'I love Christmas decorations; the house always seems twice as large when they're put away.'

Santa being interrogated by Customs.

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

'Oh, come on, Pendleton, where's your Christmas spirit?'

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

Just around the corner..."Is it time, Boss, is it, huh, is it?" "Just a few more days!"

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Oh my god - where did you get that!?'

Dog Watching Santa Claus

The Dangers of being at the back of the team during an emergency stop became all too obvious to poor old Blitzen.'

"Happy New Year!"

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

'Every year about this time they put in an indoor bathroom.'

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

"I'm Mrs. Claus and, at this time of the year, it's the only way I can talk to him."