Festive Fanatic Gifts

Extra Large Christmas Tree

"What a Christmas! First the North Pole melts, then all the elves get laid off."

This Christmas, Santa decided to use an energy saving light globe.

December to January.

"Eh, Merry Xmas!"

Santa Health and Safety

The Sixth Day of Christmas

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Santa twiddles his thumbs as he waits for Christmas.

December 24th and the December 26th.

Santa emergency stop.

'Are you trying to tell me you spent five and a half million on gifts?'

'Halloween, Thanksgiving, and at last it's really you...the Big Enchilada!'

BIG Christmas tree

'Deal with it.'

"Sorry kid. This is your year whether you like it or not."

Santa being interrogated by Customs.

Holiday Shopping on Thanksgiving?!!

Hear those Sleigh bells ringing...

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

'I love Christmas decorations; the house always seems twice as large when they're put away.'

'Oh, come on, Pendleton, where's your Christmas spirit?'

Christmas Special Shopping Trolley.

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

'Are you kidding me?! They got me working on the holiday again!'

'They say if you close your eyes and think happy thoughts, it won't hurt as much. . .'

"I'm Mrs. Claus and, at this time of the year, it's the only way I can talk to him."

"Where to buddy...?" "Everywhere, and step on it!!"

'You've got to work?! Does that mean we're not going to visit my parents on Christmas?'

'Holiday insanity helpline.'

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

Naughty and Nice Queue of kids for Santa.

Dog Watching Santa Claus

"And remember. It's quantity, not quality, that counts."