Festive Period Fanatic Gifts

Santa Claus

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'And that,and that,and that...'

The other days of the year...

A Christmas tree self portrait

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Back to the Holidays

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Ecstatic caravan

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

Great Moment in North Pole History

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

C is for Cracker

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Can you guess what it is yet?

Santa's Second Stringers.

"I can't wait to put them on."