Festive Season Fanatics Gifts

Give. Bail out.

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

"Hello, NSA, were Johnny Jones and Greta Pogue naughty or nice?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Christmas sweater alternatives

'And that,and that,and that...'

The other days of the year...

A Christmas tree self portrait

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Great Moment in North Pole History

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Back to the Holidays

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

Ecstatic caravan

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Bath Christmas Market

Santa's Second Stringers.