Festive Season Enthusiasts Gifts

Cat enjoying Christmas dinner.

Father Christmas at the North Pole in the rain.

'When the parents are naughty, they have to do the assembly.'

'Look, I don't know how you found us but there's nothing in your sack we want in exchange for exclusive rights to the 25th, whoever's 'father' you are!...'

"Hey, I gotta make a living the rest of the year too. Give me a break, here."

"I want to get him something for Christmas he's never had before."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Merry Kissmas

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

Back to the Holidays

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Elf of the Month

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Counting Blessings