Festive Seasons Enthusiast Gifts

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Yo ho ho!

Fall on a desert island

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Cheers

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Maypole

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

Merry Kissmas

People of the Fall

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Happy New Ear!

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."