Festive Enthusiast Gifts

You know that Santa's on his way. He's Loaded!

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

Work schedules for Santa and his elves.

'You have what is known as 'gifting exhaustion'.'

'Congratulations are in order again! You've used up more electricity than anybody else in the system!'

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

"That was fun. Let's do it all again in three weeks."

'So if neither of us exists, then technically, this never happened.'

Father Christmas being spied on by close circuit TV.

"It's all part of the new normal."

Super Kopter!

'I wrapped it myself !'

'I can't understand why the fuses keep blowing.'

Evolution of Christmas

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

It's a bit early for Easter eggs isn't it?

"The charge is driving without a tree."

"Of course Santa is real, with real shipping and supply problems. Your presents are going to be late."

Late Santa Claus

'This is unorthodox, but she's Number One in donations every year.'

Santa Sleigh with Lapland Flags.

Yo ho ho!

"My research concludes it's in our best interest to continue believing in Santa Claus."

Happy Christmas Pudding and Dog

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"

Santa Claus avoids sleeping dog and trips over Christmas tree lights.

'Not swine flu... just 37 Christmas parties within the last six weeks...'

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'But... this is not the new bright shining star!'

Rate My Santa.com

'And make him return our axe!'

"No, it's really a cell tower."

Tips for an Eco-friendly Diwali from Wild Animals

Santa Claus Ringing in Peace and Goodwill