Festive Season Enthusiast Gifts

"Phew! That was a close shave guys!"

'With retail turnover per square meter down by an annualised 12% it makes you wonder whether people have forgotten what Christmas is all about.'

Safe Distancing at Santa's Grotto

"Technically speaking, they decide naughty or nice. I'm only responsible for the sentencing."

Please Decorate Our Tree. . . We are too busy.

"Merry Christmas, young man!"

"Okay, I got your stuff ordered. I work remotely now."

"It's come to my attention that the team feels I'm not pulling my own weight."

"Every damn year."

Christmas Party

"I'll get into the Christmas spirit once I've finished off the Christmas wine…"

Santa Claus

Bad King Wenceslas

"Have you noticed, our insurance policy has expired?"

"What I like about Christmas is that wonderful feeling of freedom when it's all over."

"Talk about post-holiday depression - I don't have a thing to do for nearly a year."

Santa Claus waits for chimney sweep to clean chimney before he enters it.

'Sports teams play year round, so we decided to do the same for Christmas.'

'I'm the keynote speaker at the Shining Light Leadership Seminar.'

'Gee...'

Salvation Army

'I'm trying to be politically correct.'

'You know full well you didn't give me what I wanted last year so, now sign this promise.'

This was Rover's very first Christmas. . . no one could tell him he was barking up the wrong tree!

"I know this time of year can be stressful, but you need to remain CALM!"

1784: Wigs are all the rage

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"All I do is shlep, shlep, shlep."

Chimney-Greasing Santa

Santa takes the lift to the roof.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Yo ho ho!

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"