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"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Yo ho ho!

Fall on a desert island

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Cheers

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Maypole

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Merry Kissmas

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

People of the Fall

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Happy New Ear!

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Elf of the Month

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''