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'How things have changed Mr Twinkle.'

"So, you're certain that it will be okay for me to travel during December ... "

Santa Claus's Mail

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Festive squad

Merry Kissmas

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Elf of the Month

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Santa Claus

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

December Fest

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

Can you guess what it is yet?

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

Poinsettia

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

A Starry Night.

'I wrapped it myself !'