Festive Season Aficionado T-Shirts

"So, you're certain that it will be okay for me to travel during December ... "

Santa Claus's Mail

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Yo ho ho!

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

Festive squad

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Merry Kissmas

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Elf of the Month

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Can you guess what it is yet?

Poinsettia

December Fest

Santa Claus

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."

'I wrapped it myself !'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"What time does the Black Friday parade begin?"