Festive Season Lover T-Shirts

"Already?"

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

Santa with a support for his sack.

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'Yes, I received it but somehow it doesn't feel the same, displaying e-cards.'

Easter seems to be getting earlier each year!

Due to a slight hearing problem, history does not remember Doug and Gary, chicken herders of Bethlehem.

Deselection Box

"Could you go to bed now? I have a very busy night ahead."

Santa returns to sleigh to find that his reindeer has been clamped.

From Us To You. . . Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men!

'...And the reason you're returning it?'

Can you guess what it is yet?

Santa reads note: Sorry Santa no mince pie or sherry this year blame Farepak.

The other 364 days of the year.

'Soon be Christmas - The Rain's getting colder.'

'Would you consider being best man at our wedding?'

Children's Messages and Lists for Santa Clause

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Cake

Snowman

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'