Festive Season Lover Pillows

"Already?"

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

Santa with a support for his sack.

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

'Yes, I received it but somehow it doesn't feel the same, displaying e-cards.'

Easter seems to be getting earlier each year!

Due to a slight hearing problem, history does not remember Doug and Gary, chicken herders of Bethlehem.

Deselection Box

"Could you go to bed now? I have a very busy night ahead."

Santa returns to sleigh to find that his reindeer has been clamped.

From Us To You. . . Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men!

'...And the reason you're returning it?'

Can you guess what it is yet?

Santa reads note: Sorry Santa no mince pie or sherry this year blame Farepak.

The other 364 days of the year.

'Soon be Christmas - The Rain's getting colder.'

'Would you consider being best man at our wedding?'

Children's Messages and Lists for Santa Clause

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Snowman

Cake

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"It's her first snowman."