Festive Lover Pillows

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"Happiness is to unwrap something special on Christmas."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Christmas Tree

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

King Kongs first christmas

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yo ho ho!

Cake

Snowman

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

It was indeed an awkward moment, but Mrs Claus had nailed them all...finally, the truth was out!!

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Everything for a buck.

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Santa and New Technology

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Safe Christmas.

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

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