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Santa Claus hitchhikes with a witch.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Snowman

Cake

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"It's her first snowman."

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Christmas Dwarves

It's officially spring

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

Seventh Birthday

Can you guess what it is yet?

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Ice skating boyfriends

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Balloon ski lift

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

It won't be Christmas without you!