Festive Period Enthusiast Pillows

'Relax - I'm too big to fail.'

"He won't do a thing now till next December."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Yo ho ho!

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

Cheers

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Merry Kissmas

Maypole

Mice playing double bass

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

Elf of the Month

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Easter Bunny

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

December Fest

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."