Festive Period Enthusiast Mugs

'Relax - I'm too big to fail.'

"He won't do a thing now till next December."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Yo ho ho!

Cheers

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Merry Kissmas

Mice playing double bass

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Maypole

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Easter Bunny

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

Elf of the Month

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

December Fest

Can you guess what it is yet?

'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

"I keep thinking it's Christmas."