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Visiting Santa

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Snowman

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Papa, how come Rudolph has a red nose? Because he's a drunk, son. Plain and simple.

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

Christmas Dwarves

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Can you guess what it is yet?

Santa Claus

Balloon ski lift

'Be good! Santa's watching!'

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

Ice skating boyfriends

"Of course I was speeding - how else am I going to visit billions of households in one night?!"

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

It won't be Christmas without you!

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"