Festive Lovers Mugs

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

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Ice skating boyfriends

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Snowman

Cake

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Pole dancers

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Back to the Holidays

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

Can you guess what it is yet?