Festive Lovers Mugs

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

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Ice skating boyfriends

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Snowman

Cake

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

Pole dancers

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Back to the Holidays

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Come To Church Today and Beat the Christmas Rush.

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

Christmas Dwarves

Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."