Festive Story Lover Pillows

We Three Kings

"Maybe I should wake him?"

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

'Let me see if I've got this straight: There are bucks among you named Prancer and Vixen, but you're teasing me?'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

A feminist Christmas.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Knight before Christmas

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

Christmas Dwarves

'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Can you guess what it is yet?

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"He is stingy. If he is giving gold it's only because prices have hit rock-bottom..."

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Ice skating boyfriends

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

Balloon ski lift

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

It happened on Christmas Eve