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"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Snowman

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

It happened on Christmas Eve

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Balloon ski lift

Ice skating boyfriends

Can you guess what it is yet?

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Happy Easter!

Pantomime auditions - 'He'd be ideal as Buttons.'...'Oh, no he wouldn't.'...'Oh, yes he would!'

Santa vs traffic warden...

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"