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"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Snowman

Pinocchio Vs. Dracula

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

Christmas Dwarves

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."

It happened on Christmas Eve

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

Can you guess what it is yet?

Balloon ski lift

Night of the Living Reindeer

Ice skating boyfriends

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

'Christmas, Ms. Sims, is the chink in my armor.'

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Happy Easter!

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

"You say that you have a ringing in your ears?"

Pantomime auditions - 'He'd be ideal as Buttons.'...'Oh, no he wouldn't.'...'Oh, yes he would!'