Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'
Festive Story Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the magic of festive stories? Our collection for story enthusiasts features witty and charming items that ignite the imagination. Whether they love sharing holiday classics or crafting new tales, these creations bring warmth and creativity to the season. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find the ideal present to delight anyone who adores the art of storytelling during the festive season.
"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."
Christmas tree with wadded up lights.
"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."
"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."
Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.
"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"
"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."
Yo ho ho!
"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"
Father Christmas Painting Robins.
'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'
"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."
"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."
"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."
'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'
Merry Kissmas
Mice playing double bass
'I get that reaction a lot.'
"Heavens above no, I'm not the angel of the Lord. I'm the landlord from the Angel. I wondered if you fancied a pint."
'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'
A feminist Christmas.
Easter Bunny
"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."
Knight before Christmas
"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."
Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...
Elf of the Month
'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'
"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."
"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"
Poinsettia
December Fest
'This would be perfect for Charlene to give her husband...'
"I keep thinking it's Christmas."
Festive Story Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Festive Story Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of festive story enthusiast mugs, crafted with playful designs to bring holiday cheer and storytelling magic to every sip.
Festive Story Enthusiast Pillows
Find charming pillows perfect for story enthusiasts, designed to add humor and warmth to any holiday decor with a festive storytelling theme.
Festive Story Enthusiast Prints
Browse our enchanting prints that celebrate the magic of holiday stories, adding a whimsical touch to any space during the festive season.
Festive Story Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our creative t-shirts for story lovers, featuring witty holiday designs that capture the spirit of festive storytelling and inspire smiles.