Festive Storyteller Gifts

"Obviously, because he had the best P.R. people he was the most famous reindeer of all."

How the little banjo boy became a drummer

Free Chimney Cleaning.

Three wise men on a medal podium.

A feminist Christmas.

'Did you include the receipts for easy return?'

'... Well, I don't know where your Daddy got that idea. I have plenty of brand new bikes in my workshop.'

'I saw momma kissing Santa Claus and, what's more, it's recorded!'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'He says he's a friend of the Santa Claus.'

'I waited up for you last year and ate your milk and cookies.'

Santa and the three wise men

"Yeah sure I know Santa."

'Well if the big, bad wolf is still out there. Who's just climbed down the chimney into our boiling pot?!'

"Yes, my nose did guide Santa's sleigh on that foggy night, but more significantly, it was great for reading under the blankets at night when I was young!"

Knight before Christmas

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"I'm playing Santa in the Christmas play. I need a pillow and eight tiny reindeer by Friday."

"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."

Twas 4 nights before Christmas and Santa's spirits aren't high. Unless hitched to his sleigh, his reindeer can't fly...

He's just been told that due to increased infrastructural costs we're being relaocated to Swindon.

"Santa?" "No, I’m your Yuletide Transport Facilitator!"

The new Christmas child

...and a child was born in Bethlehem.

Caterpillar and stockings.

'Elfie'

"Aw, he is a cutie. What makes you think he's special?"

Boy Prays for a Full Stocking

A woman carrying a baby being turned out into a snowstorm by the Minotaur

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

Christmas Recalculating

Turkeys wearing top saying 'I'm with yummy'.

"My tell-all memoire exposes who was naughty and nice."

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."