"Obviously, because he had the best P.R. people he was the most famous reindeer of all."
Festive Storyteller Gifts
Looking for a gift for the festive storyteller? Explore our selection of playful and inspiring products perfect for those who love sharing tales, spreading holiday cheer, and turning every story into a joyful experience. Whether they’re a seasoned narrator or a storyteller at heart, our items add a whimsical touch to their creative world.
How the little banjo boy became a drummer
'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'
Free Chimney Cleaning.
Three wise men on a medal podium.
A feminist Christmas.
Santa uses Rudolph's nose as a lamp.
'Did you include the receipts for easy return?'
'... Well, I don't know where your Daddy got that idea. I have plenty of brand new bikes in my workshop.'
'I saw momma kissing Santa Claus and, what's more, it's recorded!'
Father Christmas Painting Robins.
'He says he's a friend of the Santa Claus.'
'I waited up for you last year and ate your milk and cookies.'
Santa and the three wise men
"Yeah sure I know Santa."
'Well if the big, bad wolf is still out there. Who's just climbed down the chimney into our boiling pot?!'
"Yes, my nose did guide Santa's sleigh on that foggy night, but more significantly, it was great for reading under the blankets at night when I was young!"
Knight before Christmas
"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."
"I'm playing Santa in the Christmas play. I need a pillow and eight tiny reindeer by Friday."
"Yes, I'm given all the credit in the song, but to be honest, we could not have done it without Timmy's radar navigation skills..."
Twas 4 nights before Christmas and Santa's spirits aren't high. Unless hitched to his sleigh, his reindeer can't fly...
He's just been told that due to increased infrastructural costs we're being relaocated to Swindon.
"Santa?" "No, I’m your Yuletide Transport Facilitator!"
The new Christmas child
...and a child was born in Bethlehem.
Caterpillar and stockings.
Mr. McSlushy's Holiday Update
'Elfie'
"Aw, he is a cutie. What makes you think he's special?"
Boy Prays for a Full Stocking
A woman carrying a baby being turned out into a snowstorm by the Minotaur
"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."
Christmas Recalculating
Turkeys wearing top saying 'I'm with yummy'.
Festive Storyteller Gifts Collection
Festive Storyteller Mugs
Explore our fun collection of mugs designed for the festive storyteller—perfect for holiday mornings and storytelling marathons.
Festive Storyteller Pillows
Find cozy pillows that inspire storytelling and add festive charm to any space—ideal for creating a storytelling sanctuary.
Festive Storyteller Prints
Enhance their storytelling space with inspiring prints that capture the magic of sharing tales—great for decorating any creative corner.
Festive Storyteller T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate a love for storytelling during the holidays. Fun designs that bring cheer and personality to their wardrobe.