Christmas Tree Decorated with Books.
Festive Reader Gifts
If you know someone who loves curling up with a good book during the holidays, our festive reader collection is perfect. From witty slogans to cheerful illustrations, these gifts will add a touch of literary joy to their seasonal festivities. Celebrate their passion for reading with something uniquely charming that captures the magic of the holidays and their love of stories.
"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."
"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."
"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."
Father Christmas Painting Robins.
"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."
Bad gifts
The New Year's Dance
'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'
A feminist Christmas.
'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'
'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'
Santa Metal Claus
Knight before Christmas
Inbox and outbox for books
'No, I'm not writing to Santa, I'm writing a blog questioning the validity of Santa, since he has no web presence.'
'My brother got all the glory. For me it was Randolph with your nose so pink, you really make my sleigh team stink.'
"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."
It happened on Christmas Eve
The composer of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song.
Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.
Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'
"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."
"This weekend is seriously messing with some of my previously held beliefs."
Records Dept. Tell them I don't use my knowledge of who's naughty or nice to make political endorsements.
Dogs play the double bass
"I'm playing Santa in the Christmas play. I need a pillow and eight tiny reindeer by Friday."
Boy Prays for a Full Stocking
"Obviously, because he had the best P.R. people he was the most famous reindeer of all."
How the little banjo boy became a drummer
Free Chimney Cleaning.
"Mom said we shoulda brought the truck...."
"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."
"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"
'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'
Festive Reader Gifts Collection
Festive Reader Mugs
Explore our collection of holiday-themed mugs perfect for your festive reader, combining humor and seasonal charm to brighten their mornings.
Festive Reader Pillows
Find the perfect holiday-themed pillow to complement your festive reader's decor and love of seasonal relaxation.
Festive Reader Prints
Decorate with delightful prints that celebrate the joy of reading during the holidays, inspiring festive cheer all season long.
Festive Reader T-Shirts
Discover fun and witty t-shirts for your festive reader, blending holiday cheer with their love of books and cozy times.