Festive Follower Gifts

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Are you made of sugar?'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Invisible clothes

"I love these old decorations!"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Meet Santa's entourage

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Christmas sweater alternatives

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'And that,and that,and that...'

The other days of the year...

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

A Christmas tree self portrait

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"Normally after 365 years we'd be looking at a better figure, but not when you've only worked one day a year!"

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"I think it was one Christmas TV advert too many."

Great Moment in North Pole History

Ring those Christmas bells!

Christmas reunions!

Bath Christmas Market