Festive Faithful Gifts

Slippery underfoot

O little town of Bethlehem

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Bubbly

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Santa Dog

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Prosecco Peacock

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Cow and Milk

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

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"This might take awhile, Lord."

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"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Reindeer

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

A Christmas tree self portrait