Festive Faithful Gifts

Slippery underfoot

O little town of Bethlehem

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Bubbly

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Prosecco Peacock

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Santa Dog

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Reindeer

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

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"This might take awhile, Lord."

Cow and Milk

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'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!