Festive Friends Gifts

Silent Night.

Xmas

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Merry Christmas"

Santa Dog

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Snowman

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"This might take awhile, Lord."

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

The Big Tree

Christmas Dwarves

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

'How come I never see you in church?'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"Just put one foot directly in front of the other, sir, and walk in as straight a line as possible."

"I'm a little angel when I'm asleep. Does that count?"

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

Ice skating boyfriends

"If you're not a good boy, Santa will bring you only educational toys."

Balloon ski lift

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'