Festive Formality Friend Gifts

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Home depot."

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Christmas Hugs

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Reindeer

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Shelf on an elf

"Well, if you expect me to be good, you'll have to bring me something better than the rubbish I got last year!"

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

'Do you have an appointment?'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

Bureaucratic castle

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

'Where were you on the night of October 31st?'

'Number two - can you say: 'Screw the milk and cookies...where's the VCR?' In a cheerful, jolly voice?'

Xmas

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

'Uh oh! Santa brought the kids a pet cat!'

"May your year be pear-fect."

"December 25, 1776..."

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

Santa Romance

Have a cool yule!

"I'd like to welcome you all to today's Easter service!"

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

"What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe."