Formality Fun Gifts

'Mr. Conway came here without an appointment, didn't you, Mr. Conway?'

Diamond outfits

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Purple dress

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

'Instead of 'Sincerely Yours...' say 'This message was approved by Harlow Rains.''

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

"Am I the party of the first part or the party of the second part?"

'Do you have an appointment?'

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

Bureaucratic castle

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

'I.R.S short form.'

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"And Glenn here will take care of the formalities."

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

Red and Yellow dress

"How soon do you need these?"

"Sorry, black tie only!"

"Mavis, did you have shoes on when we went into the theatre?"

'I know I said 'at ease'...but not to that extent.'

Place settings

A boy about to be taken to bed by his nurse