Formality Enthusiast Gifts

Cult of Informality

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Catsuit

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Bureaucratic castle

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Do you have an appointment?'

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I.R.S short form.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

The new, re-designed, shorter tax return form.

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

A man races to get his tax returns filed.

To err is human and subject to penalty

"How soon do you need these?"

Clive Bell

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Planning Department Door

Place settings

Sensation in the Hamptons: A Man Strolls Down Main Street Wearing a Tie.