Formality Enthusiast Gifts

Cult of Informality

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Catsuit

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

"Let's see a robot do that."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

Bureaucratic castle

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

'Do you have an appointment?'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'I.R.S short form.'

Penguin trying on a suit.

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

The new, re-designed, shorter tax return form.

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

'We're going to need a specialist. To help fill in the insurance form.'

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

A man races to get his tax returns filed.

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

To err is human and subject to penalty

"How soon do you need these?"

Clive Bell

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Planning Department Door

'Did you want me to wear that tonight or did a Jedi die here?'

Place settings