Formality Critic Gifts

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Movies vs. Films

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'Instead of 'Sincerely Yours...' say 'This message was approved by Harlow Rains.''

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."

"Am I the party of the first part or the party of the second part?"

Bureaucratic castle

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Now that you are all my little drones, I encourage you to speak my mind."

'I.R.S short form.'

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

Mayor Gojo presents a keycard to the city to celebrity.

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed

'Uou have a great image. Don't spoil it by speaking.'

Insight/Incite

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

Trump reads his visions for America while sticking the GOP with the bill.

"And the award goes to...but then again, why bother?"

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Well, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

Uncle Tom

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Who is the biggest air polluter on earth?

Two businessmen attached by their ties

Hello, are you worried about free speech?

"It's the first time she's heard a President finish a sentence."