Formality Critic Pillows

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

'We consult those with whom we agree, which is why I rarely consult my conscience.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'Instead of 'Sincerely Yours...' say 'This message was approved by Harlow Rains.''

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

"Am I the party of the first part or the party of the second part?"

"VIP's are coming. Quick! Hide the visionaries."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Bureaucratic castle

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"Now that you are all my little drones, I encourage you to speak my mind."

'I.R.S short form.'

Mayor Gojo presents a keycard to the city to celebrity.

Rolling the red carpet before and after the important man

'Uou have a great image. Don't spoil it by speaking.'

Insight/Incite

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

"If elected, I'll institute an AMAZING CRASH PROGRAM that in JUST 24 HOURS will trim ugly fat and waste from government and literally turn it into SUPER SERVICES for you the AMERICAN PEOPLE by utilizing a NATURAL MECHANISM so powerful that when unleashed

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Trump reads his visions for America while sticking the GOP with the bill.

"And the award goes to...but then again, why bother?"

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Well, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

Place settings

Uncle Tom

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Who is the biggest air polluter on earth?

Hello, are you worried about free speech?

"It's the first time she's heard a President finish a sentence."

State of the Union Recap