Formality Rebel Pillows

'Instead of 'Sincerely Yours...' say 'This message was approved by Harlow Rains.''

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"'Season's Greetings' looks O.K. to me. Let's run it by the legal department."

"Am I the party of the first part or the party of the second part?"

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Do you have an appointment?'

Bureaucratic castle

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Ministry of Soundbites: "Actually minister, it doesn't really matter what you say as long as you include a combination of the words 'choice','empowerment' and 'customer focussed'."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

School Boundries.

'No, you can't have my old file cabinet. I'm using it as a paper-weight for all the stuff I'm too lazy to file!'

'I.R.S short form.'

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

'Is that your wife's anniversary present?' - 'Yes, it's an annual report on our marriage.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

Ambulance towed from a no-parking zone.

'I just love this new rule allowing you tie up obnoxious coaches.'

"Hi, I'm on the train."

Graduation

'To have and to hold...'

Clive Bell

Planning Department Door

Desert crawler sees 'No Crawling' sign.

'Date of birth?' - 'Tenth of February 1979' - 'Sex?' - 'Yes, please.' - '£1,000 fine?' - '...totally worth it.'

Place settings

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

Wheel clamped!

'We prefer not to be formal here.'

'There's really no need for confusion... '

"These are your friends the Erskines, sir. Madam kisses both of them. You kiss her and you shake his hand. Then you wink and say, 'Hey, how about those Yankees?' "

'Nice to meet you. Plumber Greg.'