Formal Wear Rebel Pillows

'I decided to dispense with formality.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Rock and Roll

'Look Jefferson, much as I respect your emphasis of the informal approach...'

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

Casual Thursday

Man burning his tie.

'More hair than brains.'

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

"Fashion Week"

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'