Formal Wear Pillows

'Casual Acquaintance' (formal and informal penguins).

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

"Do you ever wish our parties weren't always formal?"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

A penguin conductor

There are two kinds of hair: dark hair that sheds on light clothes, and light hair that sheds on dark clothes.

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Empty Dress

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

Tuxedo company.

"Yes, I'm sure that's not what's meant by red carpet attire."

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"Baldo, how could you leave the house with your tie like that?"

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Catsuit

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Management Styles - Inspirational

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Dressing Rooms.

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

A monkey in a suit

Penguin trying on a suit.

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

'Got anything smaller?'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

Gents