Formal Wear Gifts

'Casual Acquaintance' (formal and informal penguins).

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

"Do you ever wish our parties weren't always formal?"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

A penguin conductor

There are two kinds of hair: dark hair that sheds on light clothes, and light hair that sheds on dark clothes.

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Empty Dress

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

Tuxedo company.

"Yes, I'm sure that's not what's meant by red carpet attire."

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"Baldo, how could you leave the house with your tie like that?"

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Catsuit

"Let's see a robot do that."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Management Styles - Inspirational

Dressing Rooms.

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

A monkey in a suit

Penguin trying on a suit.

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'