Formal Attire Enthusiast Gifts

Catsuit

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

Management Styles - Inspirational

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Dressing Rooms.

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Empty Dress

Tuxedo company.

Penguin trying on a suit.

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

A penguin conductor

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

'Got anything smaller?'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Native Americans flirting.

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

Gents