Formalwear Enthusiast Gifts

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Catsuit

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

Management Styles - Inspirational

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Dressing Rooms.

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Tuxedo company.

Empty Dress

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

A penguin conductor

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

'Got anything smaller?'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

A suit of scarecrows

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.