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"Let's see a robot do that."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Catsuit

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

Management Styles - Inspirational

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Dressing Rooms.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Tuxedo company.

Empty Dress

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

A penguin conductor

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

A suit of scarecrows

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

Gents

'Got anything smaller?'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.