Formal Attire Lover T-Shirts

"Yes indeed ma'am - soft going."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Catsuit

"Let's see a robot do that."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

Management Styles - Inspirational

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Dressing Rooms.

Tuxedo company.

Empty Dress

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

A penguin conductor

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

'Got anything smaller?'

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.