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A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Catsuit

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"Let's see a robot do that."

Management Styles - Inspirational

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Dressing Rooms.

Empty Dress

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Tuxedo company.

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

A penguin conductor

'Got anything smaller?'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

Native Americans flirting.

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

'Did your helmet just peep at my helmet?'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

Gents