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"I'm kind of enjoying black-tie Fridays."

'I think probably the topper, Clive.'

Man at coat check takes off tall hat and has a tall head

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Catsuit

Bureaucratic castle

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Dressing Rooms.

Tuxedo company.

Empty Dress

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

A penguin conductor

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

'Got anything smaller?'

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

Gents

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.