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"I'm kind of enjoying black-tie Fridays."

'I think probably the topper, Clive.'

Man at coat check takes off tall hat and has a tall head

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

Catsuit

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"Let's see a robot do that."

Bureaucratic castle

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

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"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Dressing Rooms.

Tuxedo company.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Empty Dress

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Business spoken here.'

A penguin conductor

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

'I thought you said 36 inch neck and 16 inch sleeve.'

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'