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"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Catsuit

"Let's see a robot do that."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

Management Styles - Inspirational

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Tuxedo company.

Empty Dress

Dressing Rooms.

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

A penguin conductor

A suit of scarecrows

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

Gents

'Got anything smaller?'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?