Formal-wear Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Catsuit

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Management Styles - Inspirational

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Empty Dress

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Tuxedo company.

Dressing Rooms.

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

A penguin conductor

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

'Got anything smaller?'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

A suit of scarecrows

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.