Formal Wear Lovers T-Shirts

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Catsuit

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

Management Styles - Inspirational

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Dressing Rooms.

Empty Dress

Tuxedo company.

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

A penguin conductor

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Gents

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

The symmetricals.

'Got anything smaller?'