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'I said, 'Why do we always have to be so darned formal about everything?''

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Catsuit

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

Management Styles - Inspirational

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Tuxedo company.

Empty Dress

"My year of dressing dangerously."

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Dressing Rooms.

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

A penguin conductor

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

'Got anything smaller?'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

Gents

Native Americans flirting.