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'I said, 'Why do we always have to be so darned formal about everything?''

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Catsuit

"Let's see a robot do that."

Management Styles - Inspirational

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

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'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

Dressing Rooms.

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Tuxedo company.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Empty Dress

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

A penguin conductor

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

'Got anything smaller?'

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

Gents

Native Americans flirting.