Formal Wear Lovers Gifts

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Catsuit

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Let's see a robot do that."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Management Styles - Inspirational

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

Dressing Rooms.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Tuxedo company.

Empty Dress

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

A penguin conductor

'Try not to smile, sir. Imagine you're looking for a parking space.'

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

'Got anything smaller?'

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?