Formal Wear Fanatic Gifts

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Catsuit

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

Management Styles - Inspirational

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

Empty Dress

Tuxedo company.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

Dressing Rooms.

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

A penguin conductor

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

'Got anything smaller?'

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

Gents

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?