Formal Wear Fanatic Gifts

"You look lovely, my dear! But while we're not at work...you don't have to wear your hairnet here."

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Catsuit

"Let's see a robot do that."

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

Management Styles - Inspirational

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

"I guess the tux is just another brave act of resilience. I also spilled beans on my sweats."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"One thing about it, we're always ready for prom night"

Dressing Rooms.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

I don't care if you have a ticket - hop it.

Tuxedo company.

Empty Dress

Penguin trying on a suit.

'I woke up today and decided to upgrade my image.'

A penguin conductor

Man in top hat at pedestrian crossing, sign says 'Don't dance'.

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

Gardener's Calendar: April - Your lawn will have started to grow now.

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

"What? Tux wasn't ready."

'I offered to help with your tie, but oh no, you had to do it yourself...'

Yes, I always keep a good cigar. Why don't you smoke 'em?

'Why does everyone always think I'm the bloody waiter?!'